"There are times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and eaten it one go. I think it's incredibly sensual. Whenever my head is like a maze, I turn to the easy things in life, the things that mean most to me: sex and cheese. These things are connected.
Truth be told, I love all cheese: French cheese, Italian cheese, even British cheese but Danish cheese is the greatest. I get my best nightmare after eating Danish cheese.
Actually, I've seriously thought about getting a cheese tattoo. A nice Edam on my shoulder, maybe."
Annnd now I'm going to run downstairs and get a block of monterey jack.