The moving, I haz done it.

I guess.

DAMN YOU, ANDROGYNOUS GERMANS

I don't give no shit what you say, this dude is a damn female.

If this momofucka got a dick, I'll be married by winter.

NO ONE CAN MOVE A ROOM FULL OF MEXICANS QUITE LIKE CHENTE FERNANDEZ

AND NOW, A FINE MOMENT IN YT HISTORY #1

IT WAS ADORABLE, Y'ALL. AND KINDA EMBARRASSING.

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I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY--OFFICIALLY.

Jesus hold my mule and incoming calls. Peep Raq's Crocs in the September 2008 issue of Vogue Paris (you heard me).

And as for Carine Roitfeld...bitch, if fuckery was an olympic sport...

WE INTERRUPT YOUR BITCHASSEDNESS TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM ALEXYSS K. TYLOR

Love, honor and respect your vagina.

Also, "Oh hell yeah! Just tell yourself, DAMN, I'm hot. VAGINA POWER."

LEMME KNOW IF IT'S A PROBLEM THEN, A'IGHT MAN, HOLLA THEN.

*NICK JONAS, I COUNT THE HIGH HOLY DAYS UNTIL YOU TURN 18.

*pervert alert!

"KUDOS ME, I JUST MADE MYSELF PREGNANT!"

feverish delight as introduced to me by Minsley Tortimer