such as

The moving, I haz done it.

2008-11-06T17:49:00.001-06:00

I guess.

DAMN YOU, ANDROGYNOUS GERMANS

2008-09-02T00:33:00.002-05:00

I don't give no shit what you say, this dude is a damn female.

If this momofucka got a dick, I'll be married by winter.

NO ONE CAN MOVE A ROOM FULL OF MEXICANS QUITE LIKE CHENTE FERNANDEZ

2008-08-27T18:29:00.001-05:00

AND NOW, A FINE MOMENT IN YT HISTORY #1

2008-08-24T23:16:00.002-05:00

IT WAS ADORABLE, Y'ALL. AND KINDA EMBARRASSING.

2008-08-22T01:16:00.002-05:00

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I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY--OFFICIALLY.

2008-08-21T20:39:00.004-05:00

Jesus hold my mule and incoming calls. Peep Raq's Crocs in the September 2008 issue of Vogue Paris (you heard me).

And as for Carine Roitfeld...bitch, if fuckery was an olympic sport...

WE INTERRUPT YOUR BITCHASSEDNESS TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM ALEXYSS K. TYLOR

2008-08-21T01:50:00.006-05:00

Love, honor and respect your vagina.

Also, "Oh hell yeah! Just tell yourself, DAMN, I'm hot. VAGINA POWER."

LEMME KNOW IF IT'S A PROBLEM THEN, A'IGHT MAN, HOLLA THEN.

2008-08-21T00:57:00.001-05:00

*NICK JONAS, I COUNT THE HIGH HOLY DAYS UNTIL YOU TURN 18.

2008-08-15T16:36:00.006-05:00

*pervert alert!

"KUDOS ME, I JUST MADE MYSELF PREGNANT!"

2008-08-11T00:34:00.001-05:00

feverish delight as introduced to me by Minsley Tortimer

SIT DOWN

2008-08-09T23:38:00.004-05:00

I literally SCREAMED when I saw this woman's footwear.

What is this, communion? Get it together 90210h-I-can't-give-a-damn.

SEX CAN WAIT MAST...NO

2008-08-05T17:29:00.002-05:00

I'm going all the way with me tonight, too.

I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE NOTION

2008-08-02T16:58:00.000-05:00

YEAH, I WANNA SEE THIS GO DOWN.

2008-08-02T01:46:00.003-05:00

Y'ALL TRYIN TO TELL ME SOMETHIN?

2008-08-02T01:40:00.003-05:00

THIS IS FOR YOU

2008-08-02T01:38:00.001-05:00

YOUR MOM

2008-07-31T02:29:00.003-05:00

HOW ABOUT NO

2008-07-30T18:03:00.004-05:00

FUCKERY

2008-07-29T23:24:00.004-05:00

Y'all need more people.

When I first saw this in thumbnail, I thought this was

a white woman. Then I realized it was Beyaki Knowles

in wax. Me and wax Bee got the same skin tone.

Which reminds me, I gotta stock up on that L'Oreal True

Match in C3!

Doutzen Kroes; Dutch supermodel, broken chair

2008-07-29T23:23:00.002-05:00

I could sworn she would've been more talkative.

THIS IS HARDLY FAIR

2008-07-29T00:11:00.006-05:00

I too want to rub my crotch and ass on Gaspard Ulliel.

What gives, Kate?

(I hate to admit it but I'm actually kind of digging this

particular season of Longchamp!)

nerd covetable of the day

2008-07-26T18:53:00.006-05:00

I wouldn't mind if they weren't so crazy expensive.

THINGS MO NEEDS IN HER LIFE

2008-07-24T21:12:00.003-05:00

3.1 Phillip Lim will make Mo cut a ho.

I NEED this dress in my life. And if Phillip Lim (or anyone else)

can make a girl happy, he will send me one in a size 4, plz and thank you.

SIMPLY, SHIA

2008-07-23T01:19:00.001-05:00

DEAR DEFAMER,

2008-07-22T18:09:00.006-05:00

Look, you make it EXTREMELY HARD for me to be angry about

something like this when you put up pictures of him up looking like prime beefcake.

If the rumors are true, he will be handed his ass. I co-sign.

R.I.P. Estelle Getty

2008-07-22T17:01:00.002-05:00

THIS. CAN'T. BE.

2008-07-22T10:38:00.000-05:00

JESUS BE A CHIROPRACTOR

2008-07-21T19:20:00.003-05:00

Alien Princess RiRi gon get whiplash.

Brought to you by the letter R and FourFour!

the Tyra episode that turned men cooking into straight up porn for Mo

2008-07-19T02:09:00.003-05:00

praise xenu

2008-07-18T01:48:00.003-05:00

You know, I would've never known from watching Earl but Jason Lee was fucking adorbz.

I would very much like to put 20-something Jason's face in between my breastesses.

Stink palm and cuteness below.

bitches who don't play || No. 1

2008-07-17T19:39:00.006-05:00

Anna Wintour

quick! get mommy her wallet!

2008-07-12T20:58:00.008-05:00

SI!

Chloe Fall/Winter RTW '06

Size 6

Jesusito Lives! Bishez better back the fuck up off mah bid, thank you.

naw, yeah

2008-07-08T00:25:00.001-05:00

Lambchop died on this jacket

2008-07-07T20:03:00.007-05:00

things that are in Amy Winehouse's crackhive

2008-07-07T19:56:00.005-05:00

1. Hair extensions

2. Small children

3. Amelia Earhart

4. East German diving team

5. A Miniature Schnauzer

6. JD Salinger

take a bite out of wrongness?

2008-07-07T19:50:00.000-05:00

vagina is IN for fall/winter 08

2008-07-07T19:47:00.003-05:00

daisy lowe, dearest

2008-07-05T23:05:00.005-05:00

Number 1, I know you are boning my husband.

Number 2, QUIT THAT SHIT.

Number 3, what in the name of sweet Jesusito are you wearing and why?

These 48 seconds of this video will be the most gratuitous ones of your entire life.

2008-06-25T22:02:00.005-05:00

An excellent European dubbing job for box-office smash and Academy Award winning film, Glitter.

bish, plz

2008-06-25T22:00:00.003-05:00

That picture is making me all kinds of Fatal Attraction, y'alls.

Frida Giannini should watch her back.

former supermodels, they're just like us

2008-06-21T15:30:00.007-05:00

Sez Helena Christensen:

"There are times when I've bought a whole pound of cheese and eaten it one go. I think it's incredibly sensual. Whenever my head is like a maze, I turn to the easy things in life, the things that mean most to me: sex and cheese. These things are connected.

Truth be told, I love all cheese: French cheese, Italian cheese, even British cheese but Danish cheese is the greatest. I get my best nightmare after eating Danish cheese.

Actually, I've seriously thought about getting a cheese tattoo. A nice Edam on my shoulder, maybe."

Annnd now I'm going to run downstairs and get a block of monterey jack.

we shall see

2008-06-21T14:44:00.006-05:00

when I get the Monacan royals to buy me an island, marry one of the Casiraghi's and become the Empress or Queen of Monaco.

Then we shall see.

jagshemash

2008-06-21T14:13:00.002-05:00

Homeschooling students generally outperform their peers in academics.

This should be interesting.